I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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