Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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