I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It's never too late to be topless.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
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