he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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