I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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