She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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