How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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