we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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