Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
