I must be too annoying 4 u.
You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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