did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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