Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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