i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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