Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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