i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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