You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Randomize
