Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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