So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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