New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Randomize