The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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