Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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