am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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