I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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