Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i dont even know how to be here
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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