But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
So vagazzling was a success
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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