It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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