The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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