TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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