just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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