Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Randomize
