I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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