i permit you to call me
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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