So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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