So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
My day in three words: secret purse cake
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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