If i come over, it means nothing
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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