It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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