Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
We are all done wearing pants today
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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