Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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