Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
