he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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