Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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