Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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