Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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