you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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