Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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