Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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