i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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