the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I have aggressive nipples.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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