My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
