Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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