just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
