What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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