So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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