If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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