You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Randomize
